A laughless, brainless, styleless, and clueless comedy about a hairdresser from Glasgow (cowriter Craig Ferguson) who winds up in Los Angeles to compete in an international competition. (Guess who wins.) But it has at least two limited virtues: it’s good-natured, and it has a cameo by Russ Meyer axiom Charles Napier. Somebody must have had some other reason in mind for making it. Directed by Kevin Allen, cowritten by Sacha Gervasi; with Frances Fisher and Mary McCormack. (JR)